Thursday, July 30, 2009

Nullpointer Exception

Introduction:

This song is written against all form of religious extremism. It is not directed towards any religion or doctrine in particular. It applies to all who force their views on others. In no way I condemn preaching religions or doctrines. What I oppose is forcing one's view on others. Gone are the days of forced conversions, marriages, life-styles, rituals etc. Let's grow up. As a software engineer, I feel comparing religious extremism with null pointer exception is apt. We have a "null value" and try to do something. When it throws exception, we are frustrated. Similarly instead of taking God, science, social welfare, love, kindness etc, some people take religion (which is null) and try to force it. They are never gonna be satisfied! This song is for all of them!

The Song:

You keep pushing null and hate all you know
The hate that you force, exception it throws
Can’t you see? The compiler can’t think
Your servers are down before you blink

Electrocution, decapitation
Amputation, live vivisection
Whatever your expectation
I’ll give you a Nullpoiner exception

Validate your religion, validate your god
Your log is for deletion, your appraisals so bad
What you pushed in is null, your terror won’t sell
You loose even you kill, ‘cause I have free will

Electrocution, decapitation
Amputation, live vivisection
Whatever your expectation
I’ll give you a Nullpoiner exception

Stop painting pictures with brush dipped in blood
Your bullet’s luster can do nothing good
Don’t teach me what to wear and whom to fear
When you realize that there’ll be no more tears

Electrocution, decapitation
Amputation, live vivisection
Whatever your expectation
I’ll give you a Nullpoiner exception

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